Christmas Beans, motherfucker.
It’s all for you, Gabberforth! I hope it’s not too weird or anything. Happy Christmahanukwanzaka and a Happy New Year!!
Merry Christmas! To my favorite fanfiction author. I was too late for the Portal secret santa, but I still felt like I should have at least done something, even though it was kinda last minute. So here I present to you, V, a kinda-ish secret santa present and an adorable Wheatley in a box.
Oh my goodness! It’s so cute. It’s good to see Chell smile like that, but Wheatley, you little dunce, you probably jammed yourself right on in there, didn’t you? What happens when you realize you’re stuck like that? Heehee, thank you so much!
A commissioned 14” P-body plush for Tumblr’s Nightmaren.
She’s almost twice as tall as she was intended to be, but any smaller and it would’ve been absolutely impossible to do the limbs. Her arms and legs are wired and are therefore poseable (like in the center picture). She’s also the product of my very first completely original pattern.
Lullabies, Chapter 5
Reposting in clean Tumblr format, because frankly, I did a horrible job the first time around.
Chapter 5/5
Summary: Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture’s glory days: a test baby. Wheatley’s damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn’t nearly as enthusiastic.
Rated T
Read on FF.net || Chapter 4 on Tumblr || Start from the beginning
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Chapter 5: The Song
Contrary to her initial optimism, it seemed as though there were, in fact, no traces of the mysterious artist’s dens anywhere. Every hallway was just as bare and abandoned as the last and each one preceding it.
Lullabies, Chapter 4
Reposting in clean Tumblr format, because frankly, I did a horrible job the first time around.
Chapter 4/5
Summary: Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture’s glory days: a test baby. Wheatley’s damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn’t nearly as enthusiastic.
Rated T
Read on FF.net || Chapter 3 on Tumblr || Start from the beginning
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Chapter 4: The Attempts
“Are you sure we can’t call her Michael?” pressed Wheatley. It would seem that his moronic little mind had already grown quite attached to it.
Lullabies, Chapter 3
Reposting in clean Tumblr format, because frankly, I did a horrible job the first time around.
Chapter 3/5
Summary: Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture’s glory days: a test baby. Wheatley’s damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn’t nearly as enthusiastic.
Rated T
Read on FF.net || Chapter 2 on Tumblr || Start from the beginning
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Chapter 3: The Naming
After what seemed like a paranoid eternity of cautiously weaseling about various backways and catwalks, Wheatley came to a stop at a poorly-maintained corner.
Lullabies, Chapter 2
Reposting in clean Tumblr format, because frankly, I did a horrible job the first time around.
Chapter 2/5
Summary: Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture’s glory days: a test baby. Wheatley’s damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn’t nearly as enthusiastic.
Rated T
Read on FF.net || Start from the beginning
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Chapter 2: The Squall
Chell looked at him expectantly before giving the wailing piece of machinery another—though this time more deliberate—shove.
Lullabies, Chapter 1
Reposting in clean Tumblr format, because frankly, I did a horrible job the first time around.
Chapter 1/5
Summary: Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture’s glory days: a test baby. Wheatley’s damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn’t nearly as enthusiastic.
Rated T
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Chapter 1: The Banshee
A mechanical female voice came over the speaker. “Please ignore any useless garbage that may have collected in the Weighted Storage Cube dispensers while I was dead. I haven’t really had the opportunity to clean up. But now I’m afraid I must leave you. I still have another ten acres of broken glass waiting for me.” She paused. “Don’t do anything stupid.”
Frankenturret (Portal2) update - cube 95% finished by ~Corroder666
AND he put up step-by-step progress pics! This dude’s my hero.
